— Amy Poehler in an interview for Bust Magazine. (via erinonainen)
(Source: smellslikegirlriot, via sassyscans)
— Amy Poehler in an interview for Bust Magazine. (via erinonainen)
(Source: smellslikegirlriot, via sassyscans)
That’s just funny.
(via thedailygrit)
1. Abandon the cultural myth that all female friendships must be toxic, bitchy or competitive. This myth is like heels and purses—pretty but designed to SLOW women down.
1A. This is not to say women aren’t bitches or toxic or competitive sometimes but rather to say that these are not defining…
If you can’t quote mean girls with me, you don’t deserve to be my friend.
My Rejections: A Found Poem
by Katie Coyle
First of all, let me apologize
for the absurd response time. We want you to know
how honored we are. Thanks for sending, thank you for
giving us the chance to consider, thanks for the opportunity,
thanks for your patience, thank you for your interest—we appreciate
your commitment to quality literature. I really enjoyed the nipple part.
Humorous. Imaginative. Well-written. Not what we’re looking for.
It’s not that this is “bad.” Some of our readers got sidetracked by
the boyfriend’s name; you might consider changing it to something less obtrusive
than Elvis. Of, perhaps, more concern for me: we know very little about him except
he’s pretentious and insufferable. The narrator
is a one-emotion observer. I hope this feedback is helpful!
We liked the sentences, no hard feelings.
It does not suit our present needs, I’m sorry to say. Good luck
with this one, good luck with it elsewhere,
we hope you will feel encouraged, we wish you luck,
we encourage you to keep writing, we do wish you
the best of luck, best, sincerely, best, best wishes,
best of everything, keep working at it. Thanks much.
The ending seemed a bit too much like
adolescent fantasy.
We’ve decided to pass.
prettay
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